bla bla bla part 2: I love google

1:47 am Beirut Time. Sitting in the living enjoying MakeTunes music, preparing mixes for Thursday’s party. FL Studioing, and suddenly I realize the following: my fl studio is lame. And I rush frenetically to google “FL Samples” hoping a good dose of downloads will calm my raging despair. And as usual, google fulfills my fantasies: lots and lots of FL samples! I download. And then I download, and more and more “until I get my satisfaction”. You may think I’m done, but greed has taken over me tonight, I want VSTs! Once again, I hit my dealer with “vst” and it hits me back with answers. Answers to critical questions, like: when will the human race disappear? And like: why isn’t there cucumber juice? And of course google advertizes me, but I’m used to it, so I don’t feel it anymore…… My downloads are finished, and I’m high. I kickstart FLS, the amazing samples and VSTs blow my mind away: they’re the essence, the pure beautiful essence……. of shit!! I just wasted my time downloading shit! But then I remember that life is mostly filled with shit…. And hey, school’s in less than a month! So in the next 9 months I won’t be giving birth to anything…. Mostly coz I’m a guy, and coz I’ll have homeshit to do. Yeah life is good, but I’m sure that if ignorance hurts some people will die. The rest won’t be bothered coz they think they’re smart. My friend once told me: “Go shave!” so I told him: “The sum of the intelligence of the world’s population is constant because the population is growing.” So he replied: “Did you know that if you ran around a tree at the speed of light, there’s a big chance you could f*** yourself?” I asked him why. He said: “Because you’re famous.”

P.S. The lines you just read are not written by a mentally healthy person. Please do not try this at home, and remember that I’m not dumb, I’m just too exhausted.